Sham-Wowed

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.

Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"

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Bukakke Docky

The act of docking with another guy directly after participating in a bukakke, kind of like a modern day high five but instead slapping wiener heads.

Leroy - (While docking Darryl)"Nice load!"

Darryl - "Thanks! She literally looks like a human ice cream cone now."
Leroy - "You got that right!"
Darryl - "I don't think I would pull a Bukakke Docky with anyone else but you. Your foreskin is like warm butter."
Leroy - (long pause).....I'm out!(leaves)

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Twack

A twitterer who constantly checks his/her twitter account hoping that the celebrity they stalk will respond to something they commented on that particular persons page.

Darryl - "Why do you look so tired?"
Leroy - "I was up all night waiting to see if Jon Stamos said thanks for telling him his ass would make a great helmet."
Darryl - "God your a twack! Well...did he?"
Leroy - "(weeping) no!"

Darryl - ".....Would mine??"
(long, awkward pause)

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Escroted

The act or state of being escorted from a particular establishment by your nutzack.

Darryl: What U doin home so early? I thought you went on a date?

Leroy: I did! We went back to her house after dinner. I tried to give her the old Johnny slip-and-sneak and got escroted me the fuck out.

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