FFB

Fake Fuck Buddy

Stating you have a girlfriend in a similar milieu as Manti Te'o Girlfriend hoax

Johnny's FFB totally tweeted that she just died in a car accident...

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Rise N' Shine

Getting a blow job in the morning before getting out of bed. Also results in the afterglow associated with post climactic ecstasy! Play on words; Rise (Erection) and Shine (spit shine on the old purple helmeted love soldier).

I woke up with morning wood and my old lady gave me a "Rise N' Shine". I feel great!

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