saraisswaggy

a girl named sara zaimi who thinks she is swaggy
her friends think she isnt
i think shes a swacko

Saraisswaggy: IM SO SWAGGY
me: ur a swacko

darzan

dream + tarzan

darzan is god

darzan is better than dream

darzan the speedrunner man swinging from a rubber band

satan tango

-when two people show affection for each other in the gift of sex
-bad people like hitler do it
-tommyinnit has a book on it

*Nick talks to Danielle*
Nick: Charlie said he can choke you better with his big long great King Kong of a chopstick when you guys satan tango.
Danielle: YO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK