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An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.
It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.
Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?
Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!
Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '
Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA
Tito: .....
Doug: .....
Tito: .....
It's Not 73 jump street.
A Biblical testimony of fraternityâfeaturing two brothersâ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.
Doug: Now we movin to 23 jump street?
* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!
Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we âbout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)
Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. Iâm not gonna take a dump the entire time weâre here
Doug: Hey, listen! Thereâs a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: Thatâs my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: Thatâs my dog also!
Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**