Assassin's Creed

A sexual position based on the game by Ubisoft. One waits until one's chosen target is distracted, and then stealthily sneaks up behind the victim and inserts a finger or other bodily appendage into an orifice.

"I waited until Jenny was asleep, and then Assassin's Creed her. How much jail time is sexual assault, anyway?"

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