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A term misused by neckbeard IT people as a synonym for 'simple'.
But Joe, writing a query to get you that data is trivial!
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"A behavioral disorder characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym."
Bro: Hey brah! You almost done with the squat rack? I need to do some curlz!
Me: You have fuckarounditis and you need help.
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When something happens automatically AND works exactly as desired. Typically used in the rare circumstance that a company's IT developer automates something and it still works correctly.
Q: I haven't seen the new scheduling app yet; does it schedule automagically?
A: No, it schedules automagnificently!
The act of commanding a result with no appreciation for the effort required to attain said result while ignoring any complexity of the presupposed problem(s). Often represented in political and societal power hierarchies as a tool of those with greater authority either to further personal gain or create the necessary conditions for scapegoating.
"Fix It All Today!" is a handy acronym.
Today the CEO sent a memo out declaring that we need to fix our data, as if the seas part by the will of her executive fiat.
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