Data Pagan

(noun.)

A Data Pagan is one who takes their job as a database administrator so seriously that they will literally come into work on Sundays when nobody is there and worship the data server while naked and bowing to a picture of Don Chamberlin.

Why was Marty here on sunday? Naked...
Oh Marty is practicing his religion, he is a Data Pagan.

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Cyber Vegan

(noun) A Cyber Vegan is one that relies on the internet, yet has no idea how it works and claims that they do.
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet

Wow, Steve really doesn't fucking know how the internet works. Too bad he's our IT guy. Yeah dude, Steve is a fucking Cyber Vegan.

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