Herberted

A word used in a situation where someone says something that is pedophile-like and perverted at the same time. Family Guy's own Herbert the Pervert was an inspiration in the creation of this word.

Bigan- "Mmmmm I'd like to drug him up with Tylenol and put him in my van and trade him for candy."

Yahs- "Whoaaaaa. You're awfully Herberted there, Bigan."

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Borl

N:/ A word that is used in cases where a person does not know the exact gender of a baby (since we all know they look the same), and when said quietly or in the mumbled fashion, the new parents will either think you said 'boy' or 'girl', whichever they want to hear.

Problem solved!

New parents- "Hey Dale! Look at our new child! Omigod!"

Dale- "What a beautiful baby um...borl!"

New parents- "Yeah we know! She'll make a great wife someday!"

Dale- "Oh! Okay. I get it now."

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