Glacier

when a girl looks super hot and thin sitting down or when lower half is not visible, but when you see her whole body 80% of her body weight is in the hips and below. And not in a good way, in a way that looks like she could take down the god damn titanic itself.

Guy: damnnnn, that girl is so hot (about girl sitting down or lower half is not visible)

*girl stands up revealing shes a fat*

Guy: damn it....never mind, shes a glacier

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Limp Dickin'

to be in a state of lampin', hangin' or chillin'. What does a limp dick do, nothing, just hangs

What you doing tonite?
Just limp dickin' at the crib

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