Koti

<noun>
Douchebag stoner

Any kid at school whos smokes weed, and tells everyone about it like its some kind of achievement.

Not only will he tell everyone about it, he'll smoke weed at lunch/break and show up to class stoned, then will tell everybody how he just hit the bong before World History class.

Its only a matter of time before he gets caught, by either the teacher; the preps, nerds, or even the other stoners snitch on him. (For being such a poser)

Koti: "Duuuuuuude im so high righhhhht nowwww."

James: "Haha dude, im telling on you."

Koti: "No! Pleas no! I cant get caught again!"

James: "Chill dude i was just kidding....but try and hold of on the bong hits before Bible class okay?"

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hypokush

<noun>

A hypocritical stoner

They'll jump all over someone and tell them why weed is wrong. Then they'll go smoke it themselves.

I cant belive that guy at lazer quest told me my codename couldnt be "OG Kush," when hes out on his break smoking it. What a hypokush.

Plugged

<noun, verb, adjective>

It means whatever you want it to mean

For example:

Gay
straight
stupid
cool
awsome
sweet
killer
sick
freaking stupid
freaking awsome

can also be used in the text "thats plugged" "Plugg'n" "plug that" "Plugerific"

man one: Thats plugged man!

man two: Whats that mean?

man one: Anything dude, anything.

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Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.

One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."

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Fakebook friend

<noun>

One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.

You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.

The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.

Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"

John: "What?

Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"

John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."

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Bro

Bros are a social group among young adult males. There are 2 different types of bros.

1. Frat Bro's
(Short for Frat Brothers)
Usually ranges from ages 17-22
Frat Bros are a group of guys in a college frat club. (Like sorority sisters, but all guys.)
The Look of a generic Frat Brother is a sun vison worn frontwards, backwards, cocked to the side, or even upside-down. Their hair is usually blonde and could possibly have highlights. They Usually wear some sort of preppy, bright colored, collard shirt, (Exp. Hollister, areo, abercrombie ect.) with plaid or board shorts and flip flops.
Frat Bro's are usually seen partying, drinking, or spending daddy's money.

2. Bro's
(Ages usually range from 14-32+)
Bro's are a group of guys that like/practice extream sports such as: dirtbiking, BMX, or racing, ect.
The genaric look for a Bro is: Some kind of fitted hat worn backwards, or frontwards, with the brim bent upwards. Normally have a buzzed head. And wear a black tanktop or some kind of bro shirt. (Exp. Metal Mulisha, So Cal, FMF, SRH, 187 inc. ect.) And Sagging dickies or basketball shorts, long crew socks, and some sort of large skate shoe or small Vans slip-on shoe.
They usually have at least a few tattoos and/or Piercings. Bro's are usually seen partying, drinking, doing extream sports or activities, and driving high rise trucks with some sort of bro sticker on the back windows.

1. Did you see that "Frat Brother," party on campus last night?

2. My neighbors are "Bro's," and they always ride their dirtbikes and trucks up and down the street.

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Tunk

The area of the male body encompassing both the penis and the testicles. The guy equivalent of the swear word "cunt," created to be used as a word to be completely unacceptable to polite society.

The word first appeared in the comic book "Kick-Ass," issue 6 (written by Mark Millar) as a cuss-word made up by Dave's friends sometime before lunchtime.

Dave: "Tunk?"

Marty: "As in your cock and your balls. Toddie said all the best ones have "U," and "K," and we thought this could be the guy equivalent of "cunt."

Toddy: "As in something just completely unacceptable to polite society."

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