webtown

the town of Easthampton, Massachusetts

webtown rocks!

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polish potato

a rock out in a hay field.

when you mow that field tomorrow morning watch out for hitting polish potatoes.

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straphanger

someone from new york or new jersey and uses the word 'summer' as a verb. derived from the legend that they hang from straps on the subways.

come june all the straphangers will be coming back to summer on the island.

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shmata

what you use to wipe up spilt beer. ie dishrag, paper towel, red shop rag,

dude, were outta toilet paper, toss me in a shmata.

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slopfest

1.noun. derived from the old english 'festival of slop'.
2. mcdonalds, burger king, taco bell, wendys, pizza hut, jack in the box, hardees, 7 eleven, kfc, country buffet, or any similar fast food establishment.

Q: where would you like to dine this evening darling?

A: i only gots 5 bucks, so it will have to be the slopfest.

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lips and assholes

cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.

im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.

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grease

collective term used to describe a group of porto ricans.

i dont like going to the north end anymore. too much grease and it makes me nervous.

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