scandalacious

Derived from the combination of bodacious and scandalous, when a person acts so over the top so as to be bodacious and scandalous at the same time. To be audacious in a way considered to be admirable by some and considered by others to be an offense against morality.

Her drinking and dancing on the pool table in a miniskirt at the party was downright SCANDALACIOUS

Brainfarting

V. The act of forgetting something everybody knows or should know, or forgetting something you were recently told.

She told me he had been picked up by the police for outstanding warrants. I was brainfarting when I was texting him the next day, asking what he was going to do later.