Greasy War Pig

A heavyset girl; usually unattractive, but good enough to sleep with if one is sufficiently impaired.

See also GWP or G dub P.

Where are all the hotties at? I guess I'm gonna have to hunt down a greasy war pig tonight.

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Capne

Acne on someones head (or slang 'cap'). Pimples on one's cap.

What are you complaining about capne for, bro? I've got sacne and shaftne to worry about.

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Pucks

Small, thin burgers; shaped similarly to hockey pucks. The term is mostly associated with McDonald's cheeseburgers.

We gotta stop by WacArnolds man....I could really go for a couple 'a pucks!

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GWP

Abbreviation for Greasy War Pig. A heavyset girl; usually unattractive, but good enough to sleep with if one is sufficiently impaired.

Brian loves the GWPs....he's the GWP Hunter!

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Proud a you

A complimentary phrase one might make to another person, accompanied by a 'pat' on the head, or a 'boop' with the finger on the nose, to distract the recipient from a booger being wiped on them.

Originally seen in Family Guy, episode: "Stewie Kills Lois."

Lawyer: Chris, have you ever seen your father do anything bad?

Chris: Well...now that you mention it...

FLASHBACK TO:

Peter picks his nose. He tries to flick his booger off of his index finger. It won't budge.

Peter: Hey Meg..................Proud a you.

Peter strokes her head. The booger sticks.

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