Preemptive Ejaculation

1.) Similar to premature ejaculation, but occurring even sooner.

2.) Jerking off to calm down before meeting up with a girl.

1.) Bob was so horny, he preemptively ejaculated at first base.

2.) Preemptive ejaculation will keep you from doing something stupid on your first date with Brandy.

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Pork in your bowl

To have "pork in your bowl" is to be in poverty, or to be down and out.

From Pharcyde song titled "It's Jiggaboo Time:"
"Ni##a when there's pork in your bowl, it's jiggaboo time"

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