Erbeldingerate

The complete opposite of procrastinate. This word was derived from the last name of a German-American scientist who never, ever procrastinates.

Don't procrastinate, Erbeldingerate! Get your work done fool!

Coke Zero

It looks like cocaine, but it’s just some random baby powder that your homie stashed in a sandwich bag to make it look like he’s a fresh dealer.

Yo, Gibby has a bag of that Coke Zero that’s he’s taking to the strip club. He ain’t gonna pull his normal hoes with that fake shit.

Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.

Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!