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The extra weight someone gains after undergoing a sex-change operation....
Guy 1- "whoa, look at Gary"
Guy 2- "you mean Gertrude now"
Guy 1- "...yeah... she has a big old Trannopuff"
Guy 3- "The hell are you talking about?"
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1:sexual actions that are hidden, by having one person slide their hand into the other's pocket and pleasuring them
2: sex between midgets, who, due to their smaller size, can sometimes have sexual intercourse inside the pocket of a coat.
*thump, thump thump thump.*
"psst, hey, could you keep the pocketsex down? ....fucking midgets...."
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A hebrew name, Similar to Daniel, the name translates to 'Champion'
basically, if you giv your child this name you have forever blessed him with a life of bad-assery. of course, if your son prefers knitting and mini-golf, you may just want to change his name to something a little more suitable....
Craig, perhaps.
"We...are the Daneils, my Friiieeend, and weeee'l, keep on FIGHTING til the eeend!"
-Queen song-
-(not really)-
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Faith is the belief in something despite not having proof, or having proof to the contrary of the fact in which you believe. Faith relies not on facts, but on trust in that which you believe to ultimately justify the belief you gave to it. Faith is not only something to be found in religion. For example, a relationship takes faith, on both ends; if one is unfaithful, the relationship is meaningless to them, and therefore, the relationship as a whole means nothing, if one does not have faith in their partner, the relationship is also pointless. The truth is, faith terrifies us. It requires absolute trust, and more than that, trust in something other than ourselves. Deep down, we are all afraid of being made to look like fools, and faith takes the risk even higher, because with true faith, we have no problem sharing our faith with others, whether it be in God, Buddha, Mohammed, or Scientology.
"ya gotta have faith, man, otherwise, what's the point of living? you can't even walk down the street without the faith that a meteorite won't come an' cave yer skull in." -the hobo outside my appartment-
"wow, greg, that's...really profound." - me-
"thanks man... got a joint?" -Greg-
"....." -me-
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the greatest girlfriend a guy could ever ask for.
loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.
guy one: "hey man, see her, she's the best"
guy two: "of course she is, that's Kelly-Kaye."
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