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Wudan is basically a short way to say Wudang-Quan which is some type of Chinese martial arts from several centuries in the historical context of Asia. It is part of China's martial arts culture.
Friend 1: My teacher said he used to do Wudan when he was a teenager
Friend 2: nice, Wudan sounds really cool
Passport Bro phenomenon is of men who are tired of the 80/20 pareto rule in dating and are choosing to go abroad to Asia (mainly Southeast Asia) where women appreciate their value more. This is due to Hoeflation, as explained elsewhere.
The Austrian school of economics believes any increase in the money supply not supported by an increase in the production of goods and services leads to an increase in prices.
Likewise, suppose there is an increase in the quality of men but no increase in the quality of women. This causes an increase in the demand for good women as there is a decent amount of good men. Thus, the price of good women will now increase.
Remember the law of demand (the law of demand states that quantity purchased varies inversely with price), so men will go where there value is appreciated more where they do not have to deal with enormous rip-offs.
The decline in quality of Western women and the rise of quality in Asian women is as stark as the takeover of Japanese automobiles being more valuable than American automobiles around the 1980s. More value for one's money, a greater return on an investment (ROI - more bang for your buck).
Friend 1: Im sick of being rejected
Friend 2: duuude just become a Passport Bro like me
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Hoeflation is a derogatory portmanteau of "whore" and "inflation", used to refer to the unfair Pareto Distribution principle (80/20 rule) that has appeared in dating culture due to the advent of internet dating (such as Tinder). It essentially affirms that the dating market tends to be rigged in favor of women. The top 80% of women only really go after the top 20% of men (female hypergamy), whereas a few decades ago, typically women would find men on their level as opposed to men way above their level. Women only date upwards now, and by a lot. The average man nowadays needs to work several times (~5x) harder than his grandfather (finances, bodybuilding, career etc.) to attract women who are several times (~7x) in lower quality (inferior) to his grandmother (less attractive, abhorrent personality) etc. Lets do a quick inflation formula with the 5 and the 7. Real Inflation Rate = ((New Price - Old Price) / (Old Price x Quality Factor)) x 100 so we get Real Inflation Rate = ((50 - 10) / (10 x 7)) x 100 which is a 571% real inflation rate (rate of Hoeflation in this case) that men must bear the cost of. Now lets look at some more math. According to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches while Lil Wayne says that bitches come a dime a dozen. So one good girl is worth $8.33, so a bitch is $0.00833 (these are all in USD).
Friend 1: Dude, I make a ton of money, I'm fit, I have a decent career and house. A girl rejected me on Tinder because im only 5'11" tall. She wants a 6'0" man.
Friend 2: What the heck? Thats crazy, sounds like Hoeflation on Tinder to me. Ouch.
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Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.
1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year
2) 14th of October
When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.
1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex
2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.
Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.
Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out
Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.
Shorthand for woke ideology. Woke ideology refers to a form of liberal orthodoxy which generally holds the belief that society thus far can largely be summarized as an oppressive hierarchy where identifiable groups can be categorized as either "oppressor groups" or "victim groups", and this binary system must be rectified either through collective retribution or enforced outcome ( a type of affirmative action) to bring about "equity", which in this ideology refers to artificially elevating the "victim group" and artificially relegating the "oppressor group". This artificial elevation can be brought about by inflating the representation of the victim group in media, careers, or finances at the expense of qualified members of the oppressor group, as well as financial exploitation against the oppressor group through either price discrimination or imposing reparations onto them in the name of "equity".
Friend 1: Yo man, I heard that woke movie called Bros failed miserably at the box office.
Friend 2: You know what they say, go woke and you go broke.
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