pineapple upside down cake

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.

We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.

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Top the Dog

The act of holding one's own penis from the bottom, using the hand to simulate a bun, while another man masturbates on to the top of the receiving man's penis, to create the illusion of adding a topping to a hotdog.

Justin was feeling a tad bit bi-curious after his 6th shot of Jack, so he decided to ask Derek to "Top the dog."

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Blitzkrieg Pop

When you are banging your German girlfriend and you cum too fast.

My girlfriend Heide was riding my dick so hard she caused me to Blitzkrieg Pop.

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