penis

the most important body part on a man.
the genitals used for sex or masterbation.

A.K.A.

dong.
wang.
johnson.
cock.
schlong.
skippy.
sausage.
woody.
pee pee.
nob.
tool.
trouser snake.
unit.
hose.
weiner.
rod.
wanker.
peter.
pecker.

A "damn boy, put the sausage away!"

B "yesterday i went to a concert, and i touched
the lead singers wang."

C "that johnson had a huge boner."

D "that chick had a penis and i got the fuck out of there."

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swat

a girl's genital orgin.
the vaginal area.
the pussy palce.

dude not cool, you hit my swat.

mad lovin'

when your significant other wants to have sex when they are pissed. which leads to very enjoyable "rough love". pretty much the kinkiest sex you can have.

last night i told my old lady that she looked fat in her red dress and we ended up mad lovin' for 6 hours.

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