Darren

gives raisins to kids on Halloween

married to Karen

will only drink beer from a pre-chilled glass

needs to talk to the manager if someone’s sitting at HIS table at the pub

drives a Range Rover

his walk-in wardrobe has polo tops and loafers in every colour

Omg Darren do you have to talk to the manager every time the bartender pours you a beer with a head that isn’t 2.78cm exactly?!!

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