Webb Institute

A school of naval architecture and marine engineering located on the north shore of Long Island, NY in the United States. The 90-or-so students of "The Institute" undergo a rigerous four year education wherein all external friends are lost and life outside of schoolwork becomes non-existant. Due to the lack of female counterparts, the men at Webb Institute will gladly hook up with women of questionable appearance. While attending, symptoms of alcoholism, depression, insanity, and temporal lobe malfunction may affect students in varying degrees of magnitude. After graduation, students generally loose symptoms and gain a grip on the real world, while leading a kick ass life designing boats.

Hey Betty, wanna drink with those "Webbies" at Webb Institute? I hear they will do just about anything!

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Specific Dick

The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:

S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume

Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:

Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness

Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:

Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic

The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:

S.D <1

Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always

Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."

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