mauzner

The Mauzner is small, stocky, and aggressive creature famous for its thick pelt, originating from the forests that surround Minsk. The indigenous Mauzners were hunted to extinction during the late 19th Century, but one survives in captivity in Southern California.

A life spent hunting Mauzner is a well spent life.
- old Ukrainian proverb

peish

Slang term for the penis. Originated in the Los Angeles metro area.

My peish is really hurting.

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