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Portmanteau of "boyfriend" and "wifey." Used to describe a boyfriend who is attentive and caring in the ways a traditional housewife might be. Also: Boyfy.
Hey boyfie, get in the kitchen and cook me some dinner.
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Alternate: Bro Bag. Noun. Male Ho Bag. May been seen in the wild wearing deep-V-neck t-shirts, garishly flashy sneakers, oddly creative facial hair, and possibly some sort of jewelry one would normally associate with a pawn shop window. Spouts opinions that can often be summed up as "dude things are better than girl things". Tends to be blissfully unaware that almost every person around him is smarter than he is.
"Man, why all them Brobags gotta be up in my business?"
"This YouTube video is obviously a Brobag magnet, look at all the skeezy comments."
"Check out the pack of Brobags up ahead, I think we'd better cross the street."
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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.