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1. one who has an orgasm every time they see a car with one headlamp out.
"dude why are your pants down? are you some kind of padidlephile?" padidle
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1. an unstoppable need to play the drums.
2. a realization you come to after playing the drums for 6 years without missing a day of practice.
3. when you keep track of the days that you practice the drums.
4. when the drums start talking to you.
5. when people start knowing you by "that drummer kid".
6. when you sit in one spot every day all day playing the drums.
7. when instead of playing video games you play the drums and make sound effects.
8. Knowing that therapy isn't gonna help.
9. without the drums you cry or start throwing things.
10. when someone asks you to stop playing, you ignore them and keep going and hit their hands if they try to stop you.
"dude, you have a serious drummer's addiction."
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1. A person who preys on little kids dressed up as batman.
2. a person who truly believes batman is real and tries to find him by calling 411.
dude 1:"hello, I'm looking for gotham city, new york?"
dude 2:"umm, sir there is no gotham city, new york. it doesn't exist."
dude 1:"oh. I'm looking for a 'Wayne Manor'?"
dude 2:"sir wayne manner doesn't exist either."
dude 1:"dunununununununununununununununu BATMAN!"
dude 2:"sir, are you some kind of batmanophile?"
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1. a superpower associated with all asian people.
2. left, right, up, down, left, left, right, left, down, down, square, circle, X.
"as long as he doesn't use his asian fireball move i should be good."
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