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People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.
Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!
Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.
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After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.
I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!
After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.
aka Uber fart
After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!
When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.
Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?
Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!
Person 1- man yesterday sucked
person 2- yeah time to get over it, tand!
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