Whore of Babylon

Slang term for Bank of America

The Whore of Babylon couldn't wait for me to overdraft my checking account again to hit me with another f*cking overdraft fee!

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Champions

2006 Miami Heat - NBA Champions

Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat are the 2006 NBA Champions.

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Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)

Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...

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chilly willy

When one's sex partner sucks on an ice cube, drastically lowering the temperature of their mouth and tongue, prior to giving you oral sex.

LaFawnduh gave me a chilly willy in the bathroom on the bus to Detroit. That's when I knew I was gonna marry her.

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