ford

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise

The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.