ross

one who has an obnoxious laugh and is a flamer and a firecrotch...

Dude, look at that Ross over there! Let's go pick him up!

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love

1. a word used in the phrase "I love you" when a guy is trying to get a girl to sleep with him

2. a word used by parents to give their children the false sense that they (the parents) actually care about them (the kids)

3. a term used when two people actually care about each other

4. a term describing the feeling of desire and passion between people and/or things

1. Zach: "Hey beautiful. I love you. You know that, right?"
Ross: "No, I will not sleep with you! You dick!"
Zach: "Damn!"

2. Mom to son: "Honey, your father and I love you very much. Now go make me a martini (bitch)."

3. David: "Ana, I love you more than life itself."
Ana: "Really, cuz I love you, too."

4. Brad: "Man, that cake looks quite attractive...I think I'll love it until I can't anymore!"
(1 hour later)
Brad: "Man, now I have to clean my pubic region of all this chocolate frosting! Oh well, it was worth it!"

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