mutant dick

A cock sucker that pretends to be your friend but then takes advantage of you and overall influences your behaviour and peer pressures you into doing shitty things and will lie to get himself out of trouble. Also doesn't give two shits about you.

*Adam* "Luke made me vandalise my teachers house with him. he ran of and I got the blame."
*Ambrose*" what a mutant dick!"

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