When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.
"Kyle, that Rolling Brian I surprised you with last night was amazing wasn't it?"
When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.
Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.
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A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.
"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."
"When you have two men stacked on top of each other like lawn chairs and proceed to fuck the gap between the above mans ball sack and the below mans ass cheeks. The filled gap is referred to as the Brian Butty."
"Hey Steve, Alex, how good was that Brian Butty I gave you two last night?"
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