The Big C

The Big C is a rich white kid that gives girls his allowance money in exchange for their time, then brags about it to his friends.

The Big C: "Guys you won't believe what me and Emma did yesterday"
Friend 1: "What'd you do?"
The Big C: "I bought her $215 worth of lululemon!!! She's sooo into me."
Friend 2: "kys"