Porn

A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.

God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!

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