Exploded Mouse

Term used by former movie theater janitors to describe the act of throwing a bloody tampon against the bathroom wall.

My day sucked because I had to clean an exploded mouse off the wall of the women's bathroom.

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Rooster Slap

When a dude just stands there while his girlfriend continuously slaps him in the face just to show him who’s in charge.

“Dude, did you see how Shelby just stood there while Amber rooster slapped him?”

“He’s the kind of guy to let his girlfriend rooster slap him.”