Fuckery

Fuckery: when something bat shit crazy happens, usually before or after something bad occurs

Person 1: dude our dog got run over!
Person 2: wtf!!!!

Person 1: and we don't have enough money to pay our electric bill.
Person 2: wha
Person 1: and we just got a call from the hospital, your mom died
Person 2: what kind of fuckery is this?????!?!!?!?!