Sick Lie

A Sick lie: to have a sick burp, but then purposefully encourage the burning hot sick up and out of the back of your delicate throat and on to such objects such as, tables, power points, electrical equipment and babies. Sick lies can achieve sympathy. They can also in able you to get out of meeting, detentions and lunch out with your step-mum. To pretend to be sick. To deceive your own body.

"If I did a Sick Lie I could be free"

"NO THAT WASN'T REAL SICK TERRY!!! YOU DID A SICK LIE!"

"He blatently just did a sick lie"

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Tuna Broth

Beer made out of a vagina's weepy yeast infection.
When beer is not to one's standard.
When beer is not cold.

"Ergh tastes like tuna broth that"

"I didn't ask for tuna broth, JON"

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Mint Goatee

A small goatee which forms itself around ones chin whist brushing the teeth.
The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.

"I has a mint goatee"

"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"

"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"

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kelleh

An endearment to use towards close friends. It can also be used if you forget someones name. Kelleh only works properly if it is shouted loudly with emphasis on the 'LEH' at the end.

OH HELLO KELLEH

WHATS FOR DINNER SWEET KELLEH

women: oh hi paul hows it going?

man: umm yeh not to bad....KELLEH?!?!?!

KELL......................EH

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