hispanically

In the fashion of or similar to a mexican, puerto rican or other hispanic. Coined by George W. Bush in an address to the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce.

"A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses -- Hispanically owned or otherwise -- pay taxes at the highest marginal rate."

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Keith Stone

One of the many bastard children of The Most Interesting Man In The World. Often spotted with a case of Keystone Light tucked under his arm. Always smooth.

Keith: My name? Is Keith Stone.
Totally hot chick: Keith Stone? You're so smooth...
Keith: Always.

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Chairboarding

Riding a wheeled office chair over a smooth surface, after building up speed by running or being launched by your fellow chairboarders. A popular way of relieving stress and boredom in corporate America.

On Friday afternoons, work gives way to chairboarding throughout the white-collar world as the workforce looks to get an early start on the weekend.

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Colombian Necktie

Slit the victim's throat from ear to ear. Dave Mustaine's preferred method of revenge.

I think you'd look nice in a Colombian necktie
Should stop your tongue from wagging the dog
No more stupidity from you, as I pull your tongue through
For a smile from ear to ear, now there's nothing to hear

-"Sleepwalker" by Megadeth

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Jawnsy Jawn

It's like a Jawn, but you don't really have a clear idea just what it is.

What is it, like some sort of jawnsy jawn or something?

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Witchfinder General

Kickass early 80's NWOBHM band. Best album is Death Penalty, best song is Free Country.

God damn I wish Witchfinder General would reunite and do a US tour!!!

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