pilf

Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

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skitch

short for a skinny bitch

Julie is such a skitch ... she's a tease and her tits are crooked too.

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chumper

A guy who likes to do, mainly, chubby chicks.

Man, Evan is such a chumper ... I never once saw him with a skitch.

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