coup d'twat

When a bunch of disorganized goons flying Confederate flags try and overthrow the government by storming the Capitol.

1. Crap it looks like angry citizens are trying to overthrow the US government. sees Confederate flags and overweight guys in army fatigues Ah it's cool, just a coup d'twat

2. Did you see that attempted coup last night on CNN? Coup d'etat? More like Coup d'twat (zzzzing!)

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Facebook Twin

Someone on Facebook that not only has the same name as you, they also look freakishly like you.

Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.

Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.

Bloke 1: I added my Facebook twin as a friend last night, and now i'm sure some shady fuck in a suit is following me.

Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!

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