Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.

Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self

Mister Beast

The nickname given to a well known, level 9 whamen respecctor, who also respeccs mhen which results to an equality amongst the 70 genders

Man you heard about Mister Beast?
Yeah bruv
Let's go watch his vids

n't

A suffix. One that is used to make a denial much more appealing.

Roman: Cousin! Do you want to go out bowling?
Niko: Yesn't.
Roman: Don't bullshit me Niko with those n't, you can say no!

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intimidate daylight robbery

Point your 9mm accurately at the cashier with a serious fact not wearing a mask and maintain awkward contact that they give you the money without hesitation.

Robber1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OUT? NATIONAL GUARD'S GONNA BE ON US!
Robber2: That was a intimidate daylight robbery, you lazy fuck.

Yes

The word of choice when you prefer both of the choices given to you when you are asked to make decisions.

Man: When you get mood swings do you want personal space or attention?
Woman: Yes/.

Cambridge Dictionary

The dictionary used by the most idiotic people. Also known as the antonym of Urban Dictionary

guy1: yo bruh, memorized the entire cambridge dictionary
guy2: fuckin' unintellectuals

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take mans twix by force

When you are armed with a gun and you perform a intimidate daylight robbery.

Guy1: Woah dude, did you buy all these yourself from costco?
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.

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