Willy

The penis when it is not erect and is in the smallest size.

Robert & Downey: Heheeheheheheheh this is fun heheheheh
Uncle Sam: WOT R U DOIN DAON DER PAMPIN EECH OTERS WILLY N KISSIN YER ASSES

Janitor

A nickname given by (mostly oneself) others to a person who is professional in a particular game or sport.

Niko:So, Roman, why are these loan sharks after a fat slob of shit?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?

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STFUOIGSMDUYA

Shut the fuck up or I'm gonna shove my dick up your ass

Kidnapped girl: Please let me go!
You: STFUOIGSMDUYA

photosynthesis

When you are having a conversation with a cute but idiotic girl and you want to make yourself smart, use this word

Girl: So what do you wanna study when you get to University?
You: I wanna study the complicated subject of Photosynthesis!
Girl: Wow, really? Me too!

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