Twatapottamus

A girl who is so massively bitchy that she can never contain her cuntosity. She can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge bitch or a Twatapottamus. Do not confuse for a Hippotwattamus

"That bitch is a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."

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Mortal Kombat

When you take a shit that is so devastating and foul that right before you flush you hear Shang Tsung say "Finish him!"

After eating those ghost pepper wings, I had Mortal Kombat in the shitter at work.

Hippotwattamus

A very large girl that is constantly bitchy and never happy. Not to be confused with a Twatapotamus.

"Dude! WTF is up with that pissed off fatty over there?"
"Stay away from that one. She's a hippotwattamus"

Chanclasaurus

An old Mexican woman who no longer gives a fuck about anyone or anything and will not hesitate to beat your ass with a chancleta.

Don't mess with my abuela. She's a chanclasaurus! She's old and doesn't take shit from anyone. I think she beat Jesus' ass with his own chancletas.

Mongoose

A high powered bitch, usually with a hyphenated last name. These women hate men and are snake killers.

Have you seen that new chick in legal? Yeah, her last name has a hyphen. That bitch is a power hungry mongoose.

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gorilla wash

The act of squatting in the shower and splashing water on your nuts like a gorilla to get rid of leftover soap suds on your sack.

I had to do a gorilla wash on my nuts before all the water went down the drain.

ass fu

Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.

I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.

Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.

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