Moleman

A retired pedophilliac manwhore who resumes his position on the couch with a bottle of beer and a packet or two of fat - drenching instant meals at sunrise and will usually stay there until sunset.

This individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. Optional: Moobs/man boobs, unsightly hair - protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.

Alternative: Molewoman.

Person A: "Hey! Have you heard from Michael?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, you mean the Moleman. I don't think anyone has seen his face in 5 months."
Person A: "Oh thank goodness, I hope he can stay in his hermit shell for eternity. That way - less young girls will be preyed on."

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