A form of masturbation where you tie a shoelace around your neck and dick. Named after the city of Bangkok, where actor David Carradine attempted this with disastrous results.
Wow, the Hangkok sounded like a great idea before, I mean, tying a shoelace around your neck and dick is just sheer genius and would surely get me off, but after hearing about David Carradine dying from it I'm not so sure anymore...
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the cia code word that activates the sleeper agent known as "hank hill" who will bring forth the apocalypse
when hank hill hears the word PROPANE all hell will be unleashed onto this world
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To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.
"I'm gonna go fapple right now."
"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."
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Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.
Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...
1. A personal attack against someone with that name.
2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.
2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.
Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
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When a girl feels like she has to "save" a troubled guy from whatever twisted fate he has ahead of him.
He kept complaining about girls with a savior complex trying to stop him from taking drugs.
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Something you can call your Jewish friend/bro.
What's up hebro?
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The most annoying meme on the internet. It hasn't been funny for a very long time now, so stop.
Well, look at that. Someone still thinks that Rick Rolling is funny.
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