toilegami

the decorative folding done on boujee hotel toilet paper by talented housekeeping staff to let the guest know the bathroom was cleaned.

Returning to my hotel suite, I found someone had transformed the boring toilet paper into a toilegami swan.

RTS

'Right This Second'

as in...
'Give me 3 tacos & a million dollars RTS & I'll tell *so&so* exactly what everything thinks of her but is too chicken to say.'

or...
'I'm not 100% sure if I need vodka or a hug or 12 hours uninterrupted sleep, but RTS, I'd entertain any of them!

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DHYB

acronym - 'don't hold your breath'

'you want me to clean up after your Superbowl party I wasn't invited to?! DHYB!'

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