Slotty

Name given to only the absolute filthiest and most elusive member of the Ogre race. Inspiring and beautiful in his filthy grace, Slotty has been well documented as an advocate of the "Brain Cell Liberation" and "Sesh" movements, in and around his private swampland, also referred to as the "Construction". The crunt 's own local set of myths also claims that stating the term "Hiya, hiya, you fucking rat", three times at precisely 3:33am will summon him to cast you into a pit of eternal decrepicy.

Slotty- "You fucking runt."

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Ash Maggot

A most filthy smoker; particularly smokers of rolling tobacco and John Players.

Doctor Dave: "Wow, Conor, I'm surprised at you. Don't you know that smokers are jokers?"

Clyons: "Yes, Conor, you've become such a little Ash Maggot."

Crunt

A compound word made up of the words "Crikey" and "Cunt", used in a situation when the act of being a cunt is so unbearable it results in the expression "Crikey"

Conor- "Slotty, stop being such a fucking cunt."
Slotty- "Fuck of you RAAAAAAT."
Clyons- "Crikey, cunt."
Conor- "Fucking crunt."