mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.

OTS

ordo templi sensibilium - temple order of sense and reason in an absurd society.

those OTS sure are sensible folks! i'd have them around for tea anytime!

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