shizzle

what ur 11 year old brother says to be cool when ur friends are around.

you: hey bro, get me a coke.
friend: make that two junior
brother: golly gee sure sis oops umm i mean fo shizzle dogs.
mom: hon! don't use thug slang terms in my household!

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pricey

when u wanna get something at the mall and its like 45094436 billion dollars. so u go home and say "dad.. theres a bathing suit i want, can i get it?"
"sure sweety"
"umm dad, it's a little pricey."
"ahh no problem"

read above.

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life

a temporary state. some make the most of it, some barely get through it, some do pretty good etc.. it's considered a gift from God, and in my opinion it is.

i think life has a deeper meaning however. check this, an eternity of life would be found in heaven and an eternity of death would be found in hell. so there must be another meaning apart from just having a pulse, lol or maintaining homeostasis.. cause umm.. plants don't have pulses.

according to the bible, life is a tree and death is a tree. however, the fruits of both are completely different.

'And out of the ground the LORD God made to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight and good for food, the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.'
Genesis 2:9
'And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, "You may freely eat of every tree of the garden; but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall die."'
Genesis 2:16

i think this occurs in our human life. we plant seeds all the time, and trees grow with all different fruit(results.. like planting a seed of not studying for tests will grow a tree of failure.) it's like we all have a our own garden, and some people have a big apple tree that they let everyone close to them eat from. this person is a tree of life.

read the bible, even if u don't believe in God. it's a great book to read, and apply to your life.

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CRACK POPS

that shit the ice cream man sells. its awesome. its a foot that u lick and stick in a bunch of sugar that pops like its crack. its the safest crack hit u can take

that shits the best. dont mix with soda because u explode.

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pothead

i think theres a difference between someone who smokes pot and a full blown pothead. pothead is like the guys in dude wheres my car. irresponsible, forgetful, stupid humor, unreliable but fuckin hilarious people.

watch dude wheres my car, how high, cheech and chong or half baked

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you got served

lmao the most retarded movie ever.

what u say when u go up to someone and start dancing and they dont dance back.

DAMN U GOT SERVED SOME RAW SHIT AND U CANT HANDLE IT

watch the south park episode its funny as hell

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50 facts about fun dip

1. fun dip tastes great
2. fun dip is basically a pure sugar stick thingy picking up more pure sugar invention thingy majig
3. the ice cream man sells fun dip

fun dip is sooooooo awesome it's gonna be the main corse at my aunts wedding tomorrow!!

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