chatroom

an internet room that people from where ever can chat. sometimes i just go in to piss people off with my friends when we are high or drunk just because its fuckin hilarious. people take it really serious and thats the funny part.

bigmanlax: so... sweety.. how's ur ASL?
prettykittens03: it's hot and wet how's ur ASL? i think mine wants a play mate. u wanna see my pics?
bigmanlax: ohyes baby sweet cakes.
prettykittens03: :D :) :O :P
thats me all the way on the left
bigmanlax: omg im so hard.
prettykittens03: good now i can destroy u with my evil ray that takes over the universe
bigmanlax:... sweety.. heres my pic :B
prettykittens03: ur a faggot
bigmanlax: but im hard sweety babykins
prettykittens03: choke on it bitch ur ugly i have no use talking to people half way across the world jerkin off to my pics when u are so ugly

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it's your birthday

an excuse to smoke a fat sac and drink till u cant even stand and then just act totally retarded cause hey ITS YO BIRTHDAY! and no one can stop u, its like u turn into a super hero when someone states "it's yo birthday"

you: yo i dunno if i should drink tonight cause i have church in the morning
friend: nah fuck it, its yo birthday! GO (name here) IT'S YO BIRTHDAY!!!

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olsen twins

they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don't do ANYTHING good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because THEY ARENT IN THEATERS BUT ADVERTISED ALL OVER NICKELODEON. they have gay ass barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can't act, they can't sing. oh woops u dont even need to be able to do shit just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.

watch full house if u wanna see them at their best.. which is actually pretty sad.

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sucks to be you

something u say when a person u dont really like has something shitty happen. inside u wanna just be like HAAAAA but u say this instead to seem sort of civilized... but inside ur really like YA BITCH YA IN UR FACE and ur high fiven urself and stuff.

that girl in school that thinks she's hot shit just got pregnant/an STD/arrested for crack
HAAAA sucks to be u.

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your mom

a diss. some say its really lame and when people can't think of something better to say. this is true sometimes. however at other times "your mom" disses can be really funny.. if it's the right person delivering the diss.

Laura: u know ur house sucks, we should go to mine.. i have Jumanji on DVD.

Rebecca: ur house smells like hot diareha.. plus Jumanji sucks more than ur mom when she was pregnant with u.

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crack

crack is a drug people smoke and turn into crazy assholes. crackheads will do anything for crack, money and more crack!

you know you're lame when you smoke crack

theres crackheads alll over! if u wanna see some real crazy ones just ride the subway in manhattan.

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stupid asshole

what kyle calls cartman

"cartman your a stupid asshole"

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