red

red is an awesome person, he's smart, friendly, he has great humor, great hair, and a lot of confidence. He's very trustworthy and is the best therapist ever. There's no better friend than red and if you aren't friends with him, you're missing out. He's the fruitest, sweetest, greatest, bestest guy on earth, and he has the best deez nuts jokes and fairy cat pictures. No one can compare to him.

Stranger: hey man, do you know any cool people?
me: RED IS THE GREATEST

Stranger: hey, who's the best person on earth
me: red, he's the most wonderful guy i've met