Rhys

Some people call him "Rhys" but he is more commonly known as the most powerful being to ever walk the earth. Legend has it that he beat Zeus in an arm wrestling match and out-ran Usain Bolt. His best friends are Chuck Norris and Jesus Christ, and when asked how many pushups he can do he replied, "all of them." Although blessed with this great power, Rhys must keep it secret because if he were to unleash his full potential there is no knowing what damage he could do. He is said to have solved the theory of relativity and single handedly performed the entirety of Beethoven's 9th symphony with all the parts played at the same time. He has an IQ of over 2,000,000,000,000,000, and is by far the most attractive man in the universe. In a word, Rhys is pure awesomeness!

The President: Oh Rhys? Yeah we gave him the nuclear launch codes

random person: Yeah that's Rhys! I breathed the same air as him once!
everyone else: OMG!!! I'm so jealous! you are the luckiest person in the world!